Horrorscopes

Jawaman has been complaining quite often of late that my blog is not active at all. So here goes a recent incident which my sister-in-law related to us last week.
As a house wife at present she seems to have a lot of time to look out for a bride for me. This pursuit led her to accompany my mother's cousin to an Astrologer, who was the best in matching horoscopes and was world- acclaimed. This aunt of ours had been referred to this great predictor,by the parents of a prospective bride for her son. They had showed him both the horoscopes and they matched tooth and nail.

However, on the fateful morning when my aunt and sister-in-law visited them, it did not seem important to mention to him about his earler opinion, while they perfunctorily handed the two horoscopes to him. Now this gentleman told them that the horoscopes did not match at all. when she confronted him with the fact that he had said that the two horoscopes had matched like the cog-wheels of a gearbox, he coolly replied.....they must have 'looked' from a different angle. he left my sis-in-law wondering what other possible angle could exist other than a possible marriage.

It is entirely a different matter that they decided not to show my horoscope to him lest he declare that it did not match with my own fate.